Oh, bird in the Bush, you're anxious to know
Where on earth do I live. Don't search high and low.
New York or Old England? Which could it be?
Maybe it's neither - I'm devious, me.
But there's clues on the envelope for your inspection
Which may be of use to find the direction.
West Greenwich, West Norwich, West Sandwich, maybe
For the rest of it isn't that easy to see
But I'm not letting on if I'm colt or I'm filly
Though as for my name - it's not Sally or Willy.
Opening the CDs won't help you to guess
For there's nothing in there points to my address
If like Rumpelstiltskin my name you discover
It won't harm me at all. Have a guess. Have another.
If none of this helps you, well ain't that invidious
You have to remember that Albion's perfidious

HO! HO! HO!