You should do what we do in Cuba with the horses. Hang a cloth bag at the back of the horse. The bag catches all the mierda and keeps the streets clean but it does not prevent the horse from urinating in any way. In this way we have many horse carriages, as you will see in our cities, yet the streets are kept quite nicely clean.

I think you should send the bill to your Presidente, Bush. He can spare so many billions for conquering Iraq that I think he could pay this one little bill for you.