Guests need to be loved too you know!

Paranoia amongst the fully paid up members of this excellent and indispensible group would become extinct if not for us!

As i see it there are very few GUESTS prepared to lower themselves to directly slagging other MUSICIANS off.

Only personal insults or slanderous remarks should be deleted.

                  Cheer up and read this.

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant,
obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner
completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick
hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees
fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?, asks
the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!"