Try this, Guest A1

THE SNOWMAN'S SONG
Paper Angels - Artisan CD
James and Mayor

In the middle of the winter the snowman got quire bored,
So he thought he'd take a holiday to a sunny land abroad.
He wasn't frightened of the sun, he thought he'd be okay,
But he went for a swim in the deep blue sea,
And he melted clean away!
It's c-c-c-c-cold being a snowman, it's fr-fr-fr-frosty stood out here,
Me teeth they chatter like a chimpanzee,
Oh what I'd give for a nice cup of tea,
I'm a ch-ch-ch-chilly, chilly, c-c-c-cold, fr-fr-fr-frosty snowman!

There once was a handsome snowman called Michael John O'Grady,
Who fell in love on a winter's morn with another rather nice snow lady.
She gave him a kiss on his frosty lips and then they had a cuddle,
But then they got a bit too hot and turned into a puddle!
Chorus

There once was a snowman climber who climbed up a snowy peak,
But he didn't feel like climbing down 'cos his legs had gone all weak!
But snowmen they are clever and in the mountains you can spot 'em,
They turn into an avalanche and slide down on their bottom!
Chorus

Oh pity the poor snowman out in a winter's storm,
An old top hat and a football scarf are all that keep him warm.
He'd sooner sit inside the house by the fireside nice and snug,
But if he did he'd turn into a wet patch on the rug!
Chorus

There once was a showman snowman who played the ukulele,
And though his fingers froze tot he bone he gave his concerts daily.
He thought it was a small guitar 'cos once he had been told,
That things got bigger when they warm up and shrink when they get cold!
It's c-c-c-c-cold being a snowman, it's fr-fr-fr-frosty stood out here,
Me teeth they chatter like a chimpanzee,
Oh what I'd give for a nice cup of tea,
I'm a ch-ch-ch-chilly-chilly, c-c-c-cold, fr-fr-fr-frosty snowman!
Last line of chorus x 2
08/12/03