I like Guam. It has a nice small town feel. The people are very friendly and the weather can't be beat. The only ice I see around here is in a tall glass of iced tea.

It has its drawbacks but any place does. I am tired of my encounters with Guam's criminal class. My pickup has ants in it. And there is little folk music to be found here, only one band plays it and they work in a very expensive restaurant.

And I miss my kids. And my friends. And a few other points about Maine.

But I am enjoying myself overall and I am glad I made the move.