well, "Drumcree" and several of the other threads mentioned the standard of creative writing is truly sublime.
But the " coffee down the nose " award goes to...


TARAAAAAAA,

Catspaw for the "Cletus, Paw and the Christmas trees" alto any of the Cletus etc. threads is good, that one had me on the Floor and took me ages to read as I had to keep breaking off to recover what passes for my composure