McFat - If you're dressing up a high court judge won't you also need the sexy women's underwear that many of them are supposed to wear ? - although in your case perhaps a big corset would be more suitable.

If it wasn't for the fact that I'm hoping that she'll wear it over Christmas, I'd offer to lend you Essex Girl's red and black lace-up basque.

I'm sure I posted this a while back - McFat, you haven't been belly-aching to Joe about defamation of character, have you ?