Pot Noodles are me favourite snack...aside from snorkers, that is! You can't beat snorkers. The fing I like best about Pot Noodles is the way they raise me mental vibrations to a higher plane of thought. I become another Byron when I eat Pot Noodles. One day I intend to put togever a book o' deep thoughts and sell it to rich people like me recent employers. After that I intend to retire and visit Disney World in Florida.

- Albert McSwiggins, sometime Gardener in Twillingsgate and environs.