The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #65241   Message #1075933
Posted By: michaelr
19-Dec-03 - 01:34 AM
Thread Name: BS: Is Life Shite?
Subject: RE: BS: Is Life Shite?
Ahh, such dejection...

Well your life is probably shite, but mine sure isn't. I've got three girlfriends, two cars, a boat and a bike. I sing better than your favorite singer, and play guitar better than your guitar hero. I look better now than I ever did, and I just won $37 million in the l,ottery, with which I'll buy a Greek island to retire to.

Oh, and I have a 10-inch dick.

Merry April 1st,
Michael