On top of old Smoky
All covered with snow,
I lost my jet pilot
From Flying too low

He put on an air show,
He did it for me.
On top of old Smoky
He clobbered a tree.

On top of old Smoky
He made his last pass.
At altitude zero
He busted his...airplane.

I know, I know, it doesn't rhyme... Gotta keep it clean for the kiddies.