Who's the imposter posing as jOhn from Hull?

An entire post (even a one-sentence one) with perfect punctuation and no typos? Not bloody likely!

Well, there is the capital "S" is the opening word "AS" -- but anyone could make a piddling little mistake like that.

"badspellcheck," indeed, greg. The period-instead-of-a-comma with no wrodspace before or after was a nice touch, too.