" But Clinton, you surprise me-- I think I have out-grinched you on this topic!"

And yer PROUD fo that?

See... I like X-mas... and for the most part, I like X-mas music...   Sure some of it (o.k.. a lot of it) is trite and cheesey... But so frigg'n what? Ya wanna be all serious and stuffed shirt all frigg'n year? Let yer hair down a bit... have some nog... and take off that stupid tie! Put yer feet up... pull my cracker and crack my nuts! We'll sing a few songs, badly... have way too many cookies... hit on each others significant others under the mistletoe...

Ya know... have a good time?? Heard of it?