My new Mudcatname is really, really close to my real name, but it's not an exact match. It is, however, the name by which my Mother called me when she wasn't irritated with me. I remember quite clearly, there was one time, when she wasn't irritated with me. I was quite young, probably no more than four or five or maybe two or three, and I hadn't yet discovered The Wonderful World Of Hammers And Saws. Ah, the memories....