Hey, Mmario, turn on the TV! The Quiet Man is on. I know it'll probably offend the shite outta all the Irish people in here, but it's time for a good ol' drinking game.

Look, we're just in time! Everybody grab your drink! John Wayne's poking another butt in his mouth and lighting it.... Atta boy, Duke. Take a big drag. Just the one.... Glare! glare some more...

Now blow it out... that's right, wait for it.....


And he throws it away, pissed off.

YES!

Everybody drink! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Get a refill, folks. Another cigarette scene coming up in a minute....


"Oh, the humour is on me now, boys,
The humour is on me now
I will and I must get married,
For the humour is on me now..."