The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #65391 Message #1076849
Posted By: Jack the Sailor
20-Dec-03 - 12:19 PM
Thread Name: Chongo Chimp, Primate Eye (story)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp, Private Ape (story)
Small and lithe but decidedly chimplike in all the right places, there she was on the stage, a bumpin' and a grindin', hangin' on to the pole with her feet and thrusting her oversized genetalia into the face of every two bit ape in the place. Chongo couldn't hide his disgust when she greeted him by rubbing her crotch on his. But his lust was even harder to conceal. Bonobos had that effect on him, after all, he was only primate.
"Good to see you again Congie." she purred while running her feetfingers through his leg hair. "No flies on you." she said.... disappontedly. "Are you getting some other dame to do your grooming?"
"Zelda, You're a swell dame. But I need some information. Has this man been in here lately?" He thrusts a pair of Lenny's shorts under her nose.
"Sniff sniff, Yeah, he was here, he didn't spend much time looking at the stage. I thought I saw a banana hin his pocket, but he musta been savin' it for his wife. But I did see him in a booth in the back, talking to that guy."
Chongo's eyes went to the left and his jaw went south as he saw his old nemisis, Miguel A. Gorilla!
All of a sundden, as if by devine coincidence, the band plays suspenseful music. Dun da! Dun Dun Da!!! Then the lights dim like a fade in a moving picture, a precursor to a new scene.