The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64134 Message #1076967
Posted By: GUEST,JTT
20-Dec-03 - 04:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: Any New Jokes?
Subject: RE: BS: Any New Jokes?
Castro hears that there's a delegation from the Galapagos Islands coming to visit. He's delighted - especially when they arrive and they have a present for him! A cute little baby Galapagos turtle!
"This is gorgeous," says Castro. "Cosita linda!"
The Galapagos Islanders are glad he likes the turtle. "They can live for 400 years," they tell Castro. His face falls.
"Oh, that's the trouble with animals," he says. "You get so attached to them, then they go and die on you."