Bill D:

I can hear it now:

"My boyfrien' and me decided on a name for our baby girl, Dad. We named her Urethra cuz it sounds so nice, an' we made up our minds and we ain't changing it now!!"

"Oh, boy. Urine trouble!!"

(Cymbals and drum roll here....)

Come to think of it, why not Placenta Oceana for a girl, and maybe Vasly Deferens for a boy? This is one of those boundary areas where you can't believe what you're seeing as bizarre fantasy gradually unfolds as reality. Hooooooeeeee!!!

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