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Thread #64134   Message #1077051
Posted By: GUEST,Seaking
20-Dec-03 - 07:24 PM
Thread Name: BS: Any New Jokes?
Subject: RE: BS: Any New Jokes?
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelmimg.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said:

"Dave , don't worry about it. You're not the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go...."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering:


"Dave, you're a vet..."