anyway=that reminds me, that donkey place still didn't send me my donkey [i sent 5 quid to a donkey santcry ages ago, to adopt a donkey] i was going to put it in my garden and call it Jim, there a bunch of fiddling bastards, and if they dont send it soon, i will report them to witchdog, they definetley fiddling bastards, i know they got my address, they send me a crappy fridge magnut, and a certificate waht says "i adopted alfonse"!, who the fick is alfonse then, my donkey is called jim, good job you remind me about this, i forgot all about it, i will sort them out.
[i think it was 5 quid, it might of been ten, i was a bit pissed at the time, so not sure really]
anyway=when they send it, if its a bit crap, i might eat it, i never eat a donkey before, but i heard that french people eat them all the time.

Anyway, i;m lucking forwards to chrissmus, as my mam is buying me a
George Formby Health Grill, they really good, you can cook bergers on them and stakes and stuff etc, and they got a little tray and all the fat drops off, so you dont get fat, and my anty is sending me a tenner as well, i will get a few cans with that, you can get 24 cans of cheap lager for a tenner in kwuck save.
i got my mam a terror rium for chrismus, [i think thats how to spelling it], [its a goldfish bowl with plants in it].
ps,amywat=happy chrismus every body, [all the punch the horse pople and all the local poeopie etc.john