PS=when my donkey comes, i might cook it in my new George Formby Health Grill.
is ther'e loads of fat in donkeys?
anyway, i could make some money, "get your'e photo taken with a donkey" etc, charge them a pound, [this could be very popualar, as not many donkeys around here, waht you think, ?
then when all the prople got there potos took next to my donkey, i make another idea, "Donkey Bergers, 1 pounfd each!"
[donkey stakes 5 poiund each], i serve with salad and red sauce etc, make a litle bisiness, i think is good idea.
i make some leeflits and put them in peoples doors, "donkey bergurs foir sale, only 1 poind each, and very healythy, [cooked on a George Formby Grill], maybe offer delivery as well, then i can leave the curry ship,
I think this is REAlly good idea!,
i could make a big chane=Donkey Fried Chicken, or Donkey King or something, i not sure of the name yet, but is defineteley a good idea!
i hop nobody nicks my idea.john