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Thread #64876   Message #1077143
Posted By: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
20-Dec-03 - 10:48 PM
Thread Name: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
and another idea is rent it to people ie "Rent A Donkey For A Week, Only 50 Quid!", this ishould be popular, it is 100 quid to rent a caravan in withrensea, but they can rent my donkey for only 50 notes, bargain, [they haf to feed it though], Waht do donkeys eat?, i think grass and things like that, not sure really.
anyway, i just rembered, Skipack8 [George] works in an animail feed company, so i ask him about this wehn i see him "skipack=waht is donkeys eat then?", maybe he give me a good price, or maybe i feed rthem on leftovers from the curry ship?, do donkeys eat curry?
i need to buy a donkey book, to see about all this stuff, and lern properley.

I know waht pigeons eat, they eat pigeaons food, corn etc, because my other mate called Steve with the cloth cap, has got some pigeuns, he got about 200 and they live in his garden, but not in a shed, its called something else, its a pigeon house, but its got a speciaul name.I will ask him if he knows about donkey bergurs.

ps i think pigeons are a bit rubbish, they just shit everywere, [steves gareden wall is covered in pigoen shit, but hes not bothred really, and i herd you can catch a disease of pigeun shit, like asma or something], and his wife doesent like them as well, [shes called tracy], she says "them pidgiens is piss me off, why donrt you get rid off them?"
steve say "shut up wife, or i get rid of you!, pidgeons nicer than you etc etc"
i think he doesent like her much, he likes pigeons best.