I always thought that Tony Orlanando & Dawn song 'Candida' was a hoot.
A woman named after a yeast infection. Guess she sort of grows on you.

Someone once told me he knew of a child whose name was pronounced Ah-SHOW-lay and spelled 'Asshole'. I think he must've been full of it (because I'd consider it child abuse), but he seemed sincere (they all do).