Well, to keep this in the music vein, I did find this parody in the Database:

APPLE COMPUTER
(Stan Kelly-Bootes)

I gave my love an Apple that had no core
I gave my love a building that had no floor
I wrote my love a program that had no end
I gave my love an upgrade with no cry-en.

How can there be an Apple that has no core?
How can there be a building that has no floor?
How can there be a program that has no end?
How can there be an upgrade with no cry-en?

An Apple MOS memory don't use no core
A building that's perfect, it has no flaw
A program with GOTOs, it has no end
I lied about the upgrade with no cry-en.

@computer @parody