Editor's note: We have been advised that in Chicago the "lower East Side" is underwater! (Glug, glug...) We have also been advised that Nadia Comenici didn't exist as a gymnast in the 1940's. Yeah? Well, I passed on those objections to Mr Chongo, and here's his reaction:

"What the hell do I care? What's the big rumpus? Don't these saps get it? This is pulp fiction. This is entertainment. What do I care if Chicago's got no lower East Side? Hell, if it's a problem, we just relocate the story to New York in the 2nd edition, right? Gimme a break..."

So, there you have it. This story makes up its own rules as it goes along, and if ya can't live with 'em don't read it. 'Nuff said.

But by all means...keep this cards and letters coming. This bloodhound ain't quittin' while the trail is still hot.