Oh, equinox,
Oh, equinox,
The turkey's on the chopping block.
Oh, solstice time,
Oh, solstice time,
The equinox verse doesn't rhyme.
Oh, Christmas tree,
Oh, Christmas tree,
Forget me not and I'll forget not thee.
Oh, think a bit,
Oh, think a bit,
The verse above don't scan for sh#t.

And to all a good night.