The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #65444   Message #1078380
Posted By: Steve Parkes
23-Dec-03 - 08:49 AM
Thread Name: BS: Duct tape
Subject: RE: BS: Duct tape
Aynuck and Ayli (Enoch and Eli to you) are two archetypal Black Country blokes. Aynuck is leaning on his garden gate on day, when Ayli comes down the road with something under his arm.
Aynuck:What yo' got there?
Ayli:   Chicken wire.
Aynuck: What yo' doin' with that?
Ayli:   Goin' to ketch some chickens.
Aynuck: Yo' daft b*gger! Yo' don't ketch chickens wi' chicken wire!
A while later, Ayli comes back with a number of chickens trapped in
the chicken wire.

Next day, Ayli comes down the road with something in his hand.
Aynuck: What yo' got there?
Ayli:   Duck tape.
Aynuck: What yo' doin' with that?
Ayli:   Goin' to ketch some ducks.
Aynuck: Yo' daft b*gger! Yo' don't ketch ducks wi' duck tape!
A while later, Ayli comes back with a number of ducks stuck to the duck tape.

Next day, Ayli comes down the road with something catkin-like.
Aynuck: What yo' got there?
Ayli:   Pussy-willer.
Aynuck: Hold on, our kid -- I'll get me coat!