Editor's report: Mr Chongo got so excited reading this explosive stuff last night that he went sort of berserk. It started with little excited hoots, that got louder and louder. Then he started pounding the keyboard and shrieking. This got the dachshunds all worked up too and they started raising hell. This got Mr Chongo even more excited, and he and the dogs started chasing each other all around, tearing up the furniture, and generally trashing the place.

It's a mess. And Christmas is almost upon us.

Therefore, there may be a temporary hiatus while everyone here recovers and gets organized for the Big Day. But stay tuned.

Congratulations to our hardworking stable of writers who have advanced the genre of Primate Pulp Fiction by a quantum leap! Ook! Ook! Ook!

Oh....my little monkey head is aching....