And boy am I peed off! Stupid dogs! I had a large bowl of assorted Christmas nuts waiting for me in the living room, and the filthy little thieving chowhounds crawled onto the coffee table from the couch and ate the lot. I hope they get serious gut ache. I can't stand dachshunds! They're low to the ground, sneaky, and they won't shut up once they get started about something. Just like monkeys. Thank Burroughs that they can't climb trees!

Mr Chongo