I Timothy 5:23

Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.

Like I knew that, huh? The internet is amazing. Someone once said that if ya gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would write "The Complete Works of Shakespeare." The internet proves that's not true.

Yeah, but Jesus went around turning water into wine at the wedding, huh, so it musta been like OK, ay?

Sorry, Dave, I was trying to lower the level a little, and I think that last sentence does it.