The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #65456   Message #1078826
Posted By: Gareth
23-Dec-03 - 06:46 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge: Barbie Lobster Tale
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE: Barbie Lobster Tale
I won't even attempt to top that - Robert Service - Click 'Ere has a worthy succesor.

It will go down in history, along with such poems as "The Shooting of Dan McGrew" (SP) and "Eskimo Nell"


"When a man grows old,
And his **** grow cold,
And the tip of his **** turns blue,
When it bends in the middle
Like a one string fiddle,
Well he can tell you a tale or two !"