'Tis the season to be smegma

Don't know what it means but it rhymes with zmegma. la la
'Tis the season to be jolly
grab your friends and smoke some holly. fa la
'Tis the season to be happy
I feel love, I'm feelin' sappy la fa
'Tis the season to get layed
unless your a dog that has been spayed. la la la

'Tis the season to be prancy
if your gay and you've changed your name to Nancy. fa fa
'Tis the season of the MOAB
freds have performed many a mind probe. fa la
'Tis the season for having fun
Did I tell you all I'm really a nun? Fa la la la la.....la la la la.