Can't quite remember the chorus of the old Roaring Jelly classic - Christmas in Australia. Perhaps someone can fill in the gaps.

Christmas in Australia
Is Christmas in Paradise
Christmas in Australia
Is basically "Bloody Nice"
???????
On your Christmas Goose
And if you ain't got a Christmas Suntan
You're a pommie and you ain't no use.

We've got about two hours to go.
Merry Christmas from England.
Quack!
Geoff and the rest of the Ducks.