I stole this from somewhere, but it seems appropriate here --

BEST WISHES for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,

WINTER SOLSTICE HOLIDAY,

practiced within the most joyous traditions
of the religious persuasion of your choice,
but with respect for the religious persuasion of others
who choose to practice their own religion
as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;

plus

a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2004,
but not without due respect for the calendars of choice
of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great,
without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement
any of the wishes for her/himself or others and
no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress
these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.