Ya know, it's good you asked for an "original" instead of just using the "translate" gizmo because it tends to give some interesting spins on the language, sorta' like those instructions in Taiwanese Christmas lights:

"You are pleased to penetrate mounted wall voltage supplier with string end of light device. Tree of Christmas will flare and burn very fast."

Hmmm....."Hey Honey, let's take these lights back to K-Mart."

Spaw