i hope i can encourage you to add more quirky nursery rhyme versions (not TOO quirky though) to this thread, and not change topic on me.

i teach early childhood music, and i was thinking that some of these would be fun for the parents to read on the blackboard as they come in for classes. (but at the same time, i MUST maintain the integrity of the school i work for....:-) )

lots of fun, ~black walnut