I don't really think this is an appropriate subject for a thread. It's not that I think there's anything wrong with sausage polishing, I just don't think it's something we need to talk about. If khandu or Spaw or Tweed wants to polish his sausage in the privacy of his own home that's his business and none of mine.

Okay, okay, I'll admit it, I've polished my sausage a few times. Hasn't everyone?   Well... everyone that has a sausage, that is. Sorta difficult to polish what you weren' t born with. But that doesn't mean you can't polish someone else's sausage. In fact, there are lots of people that don't have their own sausage that make good money polishing other people's sausages for them. Seems sorta lazy to me. Why would anyone want to give someone else $50.00 to polish their sausage when they could do it themselves for free?

Bruce