Maybe I am part of the 6%....

found this....

There once were two cats of Kilkenny,
Each thought there was one cat too many,
So they fought and they fit,
And they scratched and they bit,
Till, excepting their nails
And the tips of their tails,
Insteads of two cats, there weren't any.

Which I haven't seen since I was in High School too many decades ago....

what I was looking for was the Ginham Dog and the Calico Cat.