I wish to make clear that the Bruce above (Bee-dubya-ell) is Bruce, not Bruce. We are different people. I would not stoop to writing anything with double entendres on a serious thread. Bruce would. This thread is about sausage. I think it should be kept that way. Dirty remarks don't befit the members of Mudcat. That Bruce might contribute to lascivious postings, but not this Bruce. I am, quite frankly, disgusted. Bruce, I hope you heard that.

So, about this sausage polish and the fifty dollar polishers. Jeeze, ya gotta hand it to 'em. Different strokes for different folks. Speaking of which, I would think the sausage has to be stroked in a single direction to prevent blistering of the skin before it is inserted into the warmer for heating. Or have I misunderstood something here? Bruce will no doubt find something off-colour in what I have written. His mind works that way. Mine doesn't.

Bruce (the other Bruce, not that Bruce.)