If you know your love by his way of walking and talking the answer to the "if he leaves you" question is , I would suggest "Celebrate"

If a bunch of Cornishmen come calling for their friend let them have him.

If your boy plays the harp and wants to borrow his fathers sword, Dont give it to him, lock him in the cellar until its all over.

Take care when calling cattle in estuarial regions of Cheshire, keep your eye on the state of the tide, especially in a westerly wind.

If your parents are moving house make sure you write down the new address and have a map and street guide handy.