Little Hawk, much as I would wish to pay you 10 dollars (oh, it'll be 20 dollars now, won't it, once this has been posted) as you are the rightful owner of this thread, I regret that this is impossible for me. Like Her Majesty Queen Elisabeth II, I am also a Regal Lady who Does Not Carry Cash. HOWEVER, I would be delighted to recompense such a charming gentleman as yourself in some other way, of your choosing, and look forward to your suggestions.

THE SAUSAGE QUEEN