The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1081249
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
28-Dec-03 - 11:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hi, folks! And starring in today's episode of "The Yet Another Example of Stupid Stuff We Haven't Talked About on the MOAB Show" (drum roll, please)....
Yes, that's right, folks! Hermaphrodites!
Why? Because "hermaphrodite" starts with the letter "H" and we haven't done "H" yet, you silly.
Oh! You mean why "hermaphrodite" instead of some other word beginning with "H". Because it's the word on the list. Duh.
Why is it on the list instead of some other "H" word? Aw, gimme a break willya? Jesus H. Christ! You guys are worse than friggin' children. Read my lips: I don't know why I picked "hermaphrodite" to be on the list. It was just the first "H" word that came into my mind. Okay?
Aw, screw this! If you guys want to have some posts about hermaphrodites, do 'em yourselves. I'm gonna go see if Joe Cartoon's put up anything new. His Christmas bit really sucked this year.