My favourite method of Sausage Polishing (Saustabation?)
First you must lubricate your sausage with honey, then insert said sausage into a hole in a small shoe box, which has been pre-stocked with bumble bees.
The bumble bees should, of course, have one wing removed.
The rotary action of the one winged bumble bees encircling your sausage will give it a real good polishing in no time.