A couple had been married for twenty years and were having their anniversary dinner when suddenly the man burst out crying.
"Why, darling, whatever is the matter?"
"You remember back in 1983 when your daddy, the sherrif, caught us screwing in the barn?'
"Yes, darling."
"And he said that I would marry you or go to jail for twenty years?"
"Yes, darling, why do you ask?"
At this response the man bawled uncontrollably,
"I would be getting out today!"