Hey, this here's CHICAGO! SHE-CAW-GO!! The city Billy Sunday couldn't shut down! The place with State Street, where they do things that they don't do on Broadway! The Hog Butcher to the World! Home turf for Roger Touhy, Al Capone, Dion O'Bannon, Richard Daley I and II!! You want pansy-pants minor characters to last longer than a couple hunnert woids, you shoulda set the thing in New York or LA or some other nicey-nicey town, someplace where you won't see a man dance with his wife! But not Chicago, the town with TWO major league baseball teams, home of Ebony magazine, the Shedd Aquarium, the Museum of Science and Industry, the Art Institute, the U-505, the city of broad shoulders, the city that had a nuclear reactor lit under Stagg Field. Us guys from Downstate may not like Chicago tryin' to run the state, but it's still ours.