Charlie???
Gee, all these years, I thought it was Ralph who did everything at Camp Harmony.

Actually, I know that Charlie and many others do a lot, but Ralph is a mystical, mythological being who makes it all come together. but at the Getaway, Ralph is named Charlie - or is it the other way around?

There are so many similarities between the Getaway and Camp Harmony that I get confused. I'm glad I've been able to go to both of them these last five years.

-Joe Offer, The One Who Mops-