Teed, if you're ever attacked I and the whole damned Idaho Legion will come ridin' to your defense. Or to your defence if you ain't in the USA but in some other country that purports to speak English. ("Purports" is a big word that means "pretends to".)

More than that, I've even dropped around to your Boardinghouse. It's pretty nice there, except for the cockroaches and rats.

So now I've come to your defenz and even promised more if you get attacked.

I hope that you feel better now.