It's not the local cops, it's someone at the FBI who's overly zealous and is making them look damned foolish.

God, my library must be the most subversive place around! We've got all sorts of almanacs and gazetteers and such -- even the CIA fact book!

And I've read many of them! Yes! And I don't deny it! BWAHAHAHAHA!

What I have is a mental picture of Granpa pickin' up the last year's almanac and headin' out for a quiet session in The Little House Out Back....