The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1082408
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
30-Dec-03 - 11:42 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Tweed, Tweed, Tweed....

The Simple-minded White Alabama Trailer-trash boys (aka the SWAT Team) and I will gladly come to your defense, rescue or assistance in any event other than attack by Ms Penelope. We are brave, but we are not foolhardy.

I also have had to endure the barbs of her Harpy-like tongue and would rather wade a creek full of Piranhas, Cottonmouths and Electric Eels than to provoke her into an attack upon myself by assisting anyone with whom she is piqued. If I'm going to have to endure her abuse, I'm going to at least get the pleasure of being the one to deliver the insult.

I suspect I shall have to pay a price for that last line.