Tweed, Tweed, Tweed....

The Simple-minded White Alabama Trailer-trash boys (aka the SWAT Team) and I will gladly come to your defense, rescue or assistance in any event other than attack by Ms Penelope. We are brave, but we are not foolhardy.

I also have had to endure the barbs of her Harpy-like tongue and would rather wade a creek full of Piranhas, Cottonmouths and Electric Eels than to provoke her into an attack upon myself by assisting anyone with whom she is piqued. If I'm going to have to endure her abuse, I'm going to at least get the pleasure of being the one to deliver the insult.

I suspect I shall have to pay a price for that last line.