Ebbie, a poet friend came up with this. Her sense of humour gets into most things she does by the end. Her images are strong though and she has a nice turn of phrase.

Delusions of grandeur, delusions of pain,
I cannot believe we're back here again
Locked in our cells when the moon's in the sky.
Something quite crazy was there in your eye.
It wasn't my fault you got locked in the loo,
So please take the blame - I'm madder than you.
                                              Joy