CarolC, Crapper Queen, floating down the Chattahoochee River on the Queen's Royal Barge. (Actually, it's King khandu's Royal Barge but he has graciously agreed to loan it to Queen Carol for her birthday celebration.) The Barge is fully laden with Porta-Potties with the exception of a 20' by 20' area in its center wherein reclines the Queen herself on the Royal Divan (whatever the hell a divan is - it just sounds cooler than "sofa"). Her Majesty is being fed codfish cheeks dipped in grits - no - scratch the grits - corn allergy - okay, dip 'em in Cream of Wheat - by JTS who is dressed only in a tigerskin loincloth. Between bites Her Queenship belts out odd bits of decidedly non-polka music on her accordion, smiles and says, "Life is good. And my birthday's not for three more days."